How to Carve a Pumpkin

Step 1: Assemble tools and move breakables out of the way.

 

Step 2: Disembowel the pumpkin.

Step 3: Make bad jokes about cannibalism

 

Step 4: Collect innards and separate out seeds for flicking at each other.

Step 5: Begin to carve.

Step 6: Light!

Step 7: Make allusions to Count Von Count from Sesame Street and Harry Potter having inappropriate relations.