Thursday, November 5, 2009

How to Carve a Pumpkin

Step 1: Assemble tools and move breakables out of the way.
 
Step 2: Disembowel the pumpkin.


Step 3: Make bad jokes about cannibalism
 


Step 4: Collect innards and separate out seeds for flicking at each other.


Step 5: Begin to carve.





Step 6: Light!


Step 7: Make allusions to Count Von Count from Sesame Street and Harry Potter having inappropriate relations.

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